Funny Statement T-Shirt — “(According to My Mom) If a Tree Falls… It’s Still My Fault.”

This lightweight crew-neck tee carries a crisp, deadpan message that slips easily into everyday wear. The bold, block-letter print reads like a private joke for folks who love dry humor and a bit of mischief, sitting centered on a smooth, durable cotton face. It feels soft against the skin, holds its shape through washes thanks to ribbed collar and shoulder tape, and wears cleanly under a jacket or on its own. The understated black canvas makes the pale print pop while keeping the look casual and low-effort — a shirt you reach for when you want to say something cheeky without saying a word.

Wear it to laid-back meetups, weekend coffee runs, or casual work-from-home days. It pairs naturally with worn jeans, lumberjack flannels, or a simple hoodie. If you enjoy dry one-liners, clever sarcasm, or a shirt that sparks a smile (or an eye-roll), this tee slots right into that rotation and keeps you comfortable while you do it.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing construction
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label and DTF/DTG print methods for clean, comfortable finish
- Oeko-Tex certified; meets EU safety standards and comes with a 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean